Face Off
| Important
lessons learned from the movies: |
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Never
assume a deranged killer is dead just because he's been shot multiple
times in the chest |
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Don't
panic if your plane has been hijacked by terrorists – a civilian
will easily be able to land the plane with help from the control
tower |
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To
solve a case, a police officer must be suspended from the investigation
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No
matter how much money, strength or technology the bad guy has –
if he's truly evil, he'll never win |
| While
this may be a little naïve, I don't think bad guys win in business
either. So as tempting as it might be to secure your next promotion
with a little underhanded maneuvering, in the long run, it takes
a lot more to be successful. If there's one thing you can learn
from the movies, it's that treachery is always uncovered. So take
your inspiration from the big screen and avoid the following pitfalls
to really get ahead at work. |
Lying
We all know that lying is wrong, but somehow it seems easier to excuse
in the workplace. Of course we never call it lying – it's "enhancing
your resume" or "embellishing product features." But
whatever you call it, it's still lying and it's still wrong. And if
you do it too much, you're bound to get caught.
The problem is that
it's impossible to tell just one lie. You end up having to perpetuate
your myth, making it necessary to repeat the lie a dozen times. For
example, if you tell your boss you have experience designing storyboards
(when the closest you've ever come to a storyboard is the oversized
book of fairy tales you bought your niece), odds are you'll have to
do one at some point. Then you'll be forced to come up with a lie to
explain why you don't know where to start. And even if you do manage
to perpetuate the lie, you risk appearing incompetent when you don't
meet your boss's expectations. Moral of the story…don't lie.
Employers are equally
guilty of lying. When you're trying to hire a sought-after employee,
it's easy to exaggerate company perks, job opportunities and earning
potential. But don't fall into this trap. If someone signs on the basis
of false promises, odds are this person will quit, leaving you short-staffed
and short-changed after investing in new-employee training.
Similarly, don't
lie to your customers. Consumers are extremely savvy nowadays and you
only get one chance to impress them. If you exaggerate product claims
or lie about certain benefits, people will talk. And remember, bad word-of-mouth
will dent your sales faster than a cyanide scare.
Complaining
About the Boss
While most people respect their bosses, it's pretty tempting to complain
about them. But this is a temptation that should be avoided at all costs!
You know how the soldier who shows a comrade a photo of his beloved
in battle is guaranteed to get hit by an enemy sniper? If you complain
about your boss, you're guaranteed to get found out.
Most people don't
come into the office for kicks. We do it for a million other reasons
– to make money, advance our careers, build a name for ourselves
– you never know what a colleague's personal agenda is. And if
you're bad-mouthing your boss, it's easy for someone else to repeat
your comments in order to get ahead. Of course, your boss is human so
blind devotion isn't necessary. Just refrain from complaining about
him or her in front of your colleagues. After all, you have your own
professional goals, and making your boss happy is an important step
in achieving them.
Refusing
Assignments
We all get stuck with tasks that we think are risky, menial or completely
insane. And no matter how much you may want to refuse a particular assignment,
in most cases it's your job, so you do it anyway.
If you think a particular
project is risky or just plain crazy, outline your objections (make
sure you justify them) and present them to your boss. If she still wants
to go ahead, you've shown that you care about the company's future,
but you've also covered your bases should the project fail. And if it
turns out to be a success, you can claim the credit for pulling off
a major coup!
Refusing a task
just because you think it's menial or beneath you can be professional
suicide. Your colleagues will resent you, and your boss will think you're
being petty. If you're consistently given menial tasks, it may be time
to reclarify your job description. It may be that everyone's expected
to pull their weight with administrative tasks, maybe it's time to discuss
the scope of your position.
Complaining
about Your Workload
Everyone's busy – that's why it's called work. Constantly complaining
about your workload will only serve to frustrate your colleagues and
give your supervisor a reason to doubt your competence. If you're truly
overworked, sit down with your supervisor and explain that you need
to start prioritizing tasks and declining new assignments if you want
to deliver optimal performance. If he doesn't accept this, it may be
time to evaluate how happy you are in your position.
Passing
the Buck
Everyone makes mistakes, so if you mess up, 'fess up. Don't try to dodge
blame or pass the buck. You may get away with it once or twice, but
I guarantee it'll come back to haunt you. If people find out later that
you were responsible for a mistake, you will have destroyed your credibility
at work. Own up to your mistakes and you may find your colleagues respect
you for your honesty.